A Box Of Contradictions

drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

(via lesbianpenis)

thespookyastabater:

a kiss makes ur day but anal sex makes your hole weak 

(via braavosis)

• ♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
• ♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
• ✂: Just delete your tumblr already
• ✌: You’re awesome
• ♡: I love your blog
• ❁: You’re beautiful
• ✓: I hate you
• ☹: You’re ugly
• ☀: I want to fuck you
• ♬: I wish we were close
• ♧: I wish we were friends in real life
• ☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
• ☮: You inspire me
• ☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
• ✖: I would give you the greatest hug

castielofasgard:

(via patriciathekiwi)

• 2008: wow I was so stupid last year
• 2009: wow I was so stupid last year
• 2010: wow I was so stupid last year
• 2011: wow I was so stupid last year
• 2012: wow I was so stupid last year
• 2013: wow I was so stupid last year
• to be continued

fiercezucchini:

those feelings when you want a relationship

but you don’t

but you do

but you don’t

(via ireallyneedtogotosleepbutiwont)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

if i tried half as hard in school as i tried to be funny on the internet id be valedictorian 

sidnugget:

remember when i got over 100,000 unnecessary notes on an upside down question mark because of mike h0odrich

dirkstridersbraces:

i burned my hand on a fork thanks obama

(via ireallyneedtogotosleepbutiwont)

youknowmaximum:

SM Artists, latest Korea promotion pictures

(via ninthexpress)